Bradwell v. State of Illinois, 83 U.S. 130 (1872)

A female lawyer?
It's unconstitutional!
Girl, stick to your sphere.

Another Ode to the Dreaded Rule. (which is better?)

Am I a huge freak
for liking The Rule Against
Perpetuities?

The Rule Against Perpetuities §201

perpetuities
the word makes 1Ls shudder
but I think it's fun

Regina v. Faulkner, 13 Cox Crim. Cas. 550

Sailor wants some rum,
Dead of night; tries to steal some.
But whoops! Ship explodes.